"Crumbs of My (Deleted) OKCupid Profile - Part 6"
I received hate mail. On OKCupid. I didn’t get it often, but I did get it. The worst I got was usually either friendly but backhanded, or just confusing.
"You’re not too bad looking for someone so weird."
"I thought your profile was awful, but I was wondering was it a joke? If it is I think I still want to meet up."
"I bet your a fucking furry."
"I’m not interested in taking anyone’s virginity."
"You remind me of my ex boyfriend. That’s not a compliment."
The message shown above, from “Tinythesbian” was probably the worst I ever received, but there were others that I didn’t think to save at the time. I ignored them and deleted them, which I thought was smart, because, you know… don’t feed the trolls and all that.
Apparently on dating websites, that doesn’t work. The trolls feed themselves.
Still, I don’t think I was asking for it…
Okay, maybe I asked for it…
FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, SHOWS, AND FOOD
- The Songs of Distant Earth - Arthur C. Clarke
- The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
- Harry Potter - J K Rowling
- The Samurai’s Garden - Gail Tsukyama
- 1984 - George Orwell
- Three Uses of the Knife - David Mamet
- Anthem - Ayn Rand
- Welcome to the Monkey House - Kurt Vonnegut
- Real Ultimate Power - Robert Hamburger
- Mean Girls
- Shaun of the Dead (/Cornetto Trilogy)
- Le Dîner de Cons
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
- Back to the Future
- Close Encounters of the Third Kind
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
- The Protector (TONY JAAAAAA)
- Princess Mononoke
- Pacific Rim
- Arrested Development
- It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- Game of Thrones
- Flight of the Conchords
- Top Gear
- 30 Rock
- Parks and Rec
Just Animated Shows (because I like a lot)
- Adventure Time
- Home Movies
- Bob’s Burgers
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Venture Bros.
- Avatar: TLA / The Legend of Korra
- The Mountain Goats*
- Neutral Milk Hotel
- The Beatles
- Arcade Fire
- Daft Punk
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- Shannon and the Clams
- Brown Bird
- La Roux
- Against Me!
*but really though, The Mountain Goats
- Knights of the Old Republic
- Final Fantasy VIII
- Turtles in Time
- SOCOM 2/3
- Diablo II/III
- Pokemon Snap
- Gratuitous Space Battles
- Pokemon Green
- Vegetarian Anything Fried
- Garlic Fries
- Buffalo Strips
- Potato Salad
Did I really need to make a top-ten list out of every category, adding “Video Games,” and “Just Animated Shows (because I like a lot),” even though they weren’t asked for? Did I have to put pizza twice? Did I have to write “pasta” in all caps with 16 As at the end?
Yes. Yes, I did… but I think that’s why I got the kind of messages I did.
Just who the hell do you think I am?
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- seejayyaree said: Your music and “just animated tv shows” sections are wonderful. And its lame that people send you hate. LAME.
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- living-rainbow said: The other parts of your profile would have intimidated me, but those lists have so much good stuff!
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